Great movie for all to see

NOT!
This year “Santa” got Prince Hairy “Napoleon Dynamite” for Christmas. The rest of the family just does not seem to understand what is so funny about this movie – but Prince Hairy loves it. I have heard that a certain Pastor’s wife also really thinks this movie is funny – what’s up with [...]

Words of wisdom (sort of)

Over time I have received some words of wisdom from various sources. Some are a little less serious than others.

Don’t shove peas up your nose
Playing with fire will only get you burned (or will lead you to a career in firefighting)
Do unto others as you would want them to do unto you
Look both ways [...]

Troubles running Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the
new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors
all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket
5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system
whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep [...]

I’m in the Christmas mood

That’s right folks, Christmas is around the corner.  Are you going to call it a holiday or are you going to give credit where it is due.

Happy Birthday!

I have several friends celebrating their birthdays this week.  In keeping with my tradition of hiding identity I won’t name them here.  You know who you are – so happy birthday my good friends!